1. If he's got a big house and he's wealthy,it's okay to go out with him, so don't mind the talking tea cups and candle sticks and the fact that he's a beast should be no biggie.
(BEAUTY AND THE BEAST)
2. Take seriously everything someone smoking opium is saying because at that moment,they are probably the best judge you can find.(ALICE IN WONDERLAND)
3. It's fine to risk your friend's life for a boyfriend after all Ariel almost got her life long friend Sebastian killed, just so she could dine with a guy who'd never even heard her speak .
(THE LITTLE MERMAID)
4. Showing up to parties uninvited is totally acceptable (ALICE IN WONDERLAND)
5. The cards always let us know, so feel free to gamble not minding if you going to get killed over it.(ALICE IN WONDERLAND)
6. Why leave your name or contact info at a party,when you can simply drop a shoe. You are guaranteed to get yourself a prince charming (CINDERELLA)
7. It's okay to throw yourself at a boy so long as he came from abroad.(POCAHONTAS)
8. It's okay to make out with a dead girl , so long as she's pretty. (SNOW WHITE)
Until recently in Disney cartoons, mothers were mostly dead and all step mothers were evil . Did the creative team see Kris Jenner in the future or something??
Kristen.
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